1. “Ms. Rogers, you have been helping me so much on this art project. I should buy you a beer.” “A beard? Did you say a beard? Why would she need a beard? She’s a woman!” “NO, not a beard! A BEER. Like the juice your dad drinks.”

2. Little girls singing “Jesus Loves Me, This I Know” while in their mama’s Target shopping cart.

3. My cashier’s name was Blender. She was an older sassy woman with an elaborate updo and two inch, immaculately painted nails - all matching her tomato red Target shirt. You go Blender.

4. Homemade chocolate peanut-butter and coconut eggs. Better than any candy bar you can buy.

Happy Tuesday Ya’ll.